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I will copy and paste it into this forum: Sprry the link was broken...here it is...I am also adding an update to the bottom of it.
Ok, so I am going to give a testimony after being a longtime lurker on every forum in the planet. I helped so many women when reaching out on the Noogleberry forum, that I feel obligated to do it here. Primarily because I had a short journey to a B cup. I started as a 32AAA. I remember lying in by bed at night obsessing and almost bringing myself to tears at the thought of implants. I wanted them so badly, but not at the expense of going into surgery and having possible side effects. I learned more about implants than I ever wanted to know. The thought of having capsular marks (or whatever they were called) rippling through my $6k breast job that I couldnt afford scared me. That was coupled with the fact that women claimed to had obtained autoimmune disorders as a result of them. With my luck, I felt that anything that COULD go wrong, WOULD go wrong. I was sooo tired of the chicken nuggest inserts, gel inserts, water bras, etc. I have a supportive loving husband who thought I was PERFECT in every aspect. He still thinks that, but he can't deny that he loves the extra bouncy girls on my chest now. So, one night while researching tirelessly, I came across breat pumping. Could this be real? No way, I thought to myself. If it was this simple, it would be legalized, sold everywhere and plastic surgeons would be out of money along with the silicone and saline industry (to a certain extent). Well, I lurked the sites for about two months, when I came across the Noogleberry picture forums. Here were real women, with actual pictures and results. Of course, I am a skeptical. There is no way I can swell and end up with breast like that. I decided if suction works, I shouldn't have to buy an expensive system to see results. I tested the water by going to my local adult store and buying the $29 DOC JOHNSON pink breast pump. It has two cheaply made plastic cups, a hard plastic tube, and a pink squeezy ball. I tried two nights in a row. I stretched in the cup and instantly went down. What is this swelling that people talk about. Just when I was going to give up on this pumping method, I woke up on day 3 which was a Saturday morning and hubby and I did a pump and release technique. We filled them to the extent I could comfortably take it and immediately released it, then we immediately pumped to the fullest again, then released. We did this for approximately one hour. When we took the cups off....I had the fullest A's I had ever seen in my life. Nearing a B in swelling. I hollered with happiness. The last time I saw breast was with my children in my belly. After delivery, I lost them all. My youngest is 10, so it's been a while since I've had boobs on my chest. I tried on all my bras, and called a cousin who had always been flat. I took pics for her to come over and view because I thought they'd be gone by the time I saw her. It lasted four hours. I was so happy, I splurged. I figured if a generic pump can do this, than a better one will deliver even better. I bought a Noogleberry on sale on Ebay for $79.99. The suction killed me and I thought no way would I get a Bosom Beauty, because people claimed the suction was awful. To me, the Noogleberry was unbearable because it didn't pull my breast toooo bad, it pulled my underarms and caved in my ribs. My whole chest plate hurted. When I got the foam rings, it was great. Swelling lasted about 3-4 hours, but no growth showing as soon as I had hoped. Christmas 2011 came and I wanted to treat myself. I saw a gentleman selling brand new Bosom Beauty 2012s for $199 (he has since doubled because of demand which is sickening). Anyway, it finally arrived, I struggled with the hook up and finally got it together. This machine changed my perspective. It did pump and release and was not as painful as the noogleberry on the massage setting. The plump and suck settings pull more, but still felt like a massage through the night. No pain in ribcage, or pulling under my arms. This was great. I think it was due to the fact that I noogled for two months prior and my body was use to suction (THANK YOU NOOGELBERRY). My swelling lasted about 6-7 hours initially. Permanent growth was evident by week 5. I started mid January when my package arrived and by April, I was a full A from a AAA practically flat. This all happened while only doing one hour every night. I bumped it up to an hour in the AM, an hour in the PM, and two hours each session on Saturday. Sorry but I didnt use any vitamins or supplements, and only drunk 16 oz of water a day (i know that's bad but i do not like water unless in tea). By June, I am a B cup. Not the full popping out your bra B where you are almost C cup like in my swelling, but definitely a nice round sexy set of boobs. I chose to stop because I was happy with my 6 months journey and went up 3, yes 3 cup sizes. It would have been sooner if I had started with 2 hours per day instead of once. I gave my system to a relative after I saw that I maintained my size after two months. Here we are in November, and I wish I had kept my set. I still fit a B, but I miss that porn star/ victoria secret model looking plump CLEAVAGE. A push up bra keeps the girls looking good though. Fortunately, I don't have any sag, any stretch marks, and they sit nicely and shapely. Just not that full implant look. I am back trying to get a C now. It's not booby greed. I was just too slim, in my opinion, for much more. Now that I've intentionally gained 15 pounds, I think a C would fit my figure better. I still have my noogleberry which I use before going out to "pop" in a nice dress while out with my hubby, but for perm growth, I know I need mechanical suction because I tried both. I went to order from the same guy for 200 and he is up to 400 practically. I tried to negotiate down to 275 and he met me back with 385. A 15 dollar discount. No thank you buddy. I can't afford to pay 400 right now. Hubby would say I don't need more boobs, and probably wonder why I gave mine away if that was the case. So, I ordered the bosom beauty instant cleavage deluxe from I believe gismo store. I have never tried this unit. I know it isnt the big machine, which scares me. i hope it is not weak suction since operated by AA batteries. It does have an adapter as well though. Took a chance, but it was only $275. I ordered it from the UK on 10/26/12. I live in the US and have not received it yet. I will update you all on my journey to a C. I love the noogleberry folks, but I am a living, breathing example of three systems (DOC JOHNSON< NOOGLEBERRY
***UPDATE*** So, I received my bosom beauty instant cleavage deluxe. The suction was so minimal that I would have been better off hand pumping with the noogleberry. I was let down because the website that I purchased it from said it was 4-10 times more powerful, yet lighter. I contacted the seller and explained that it was weak even on the strongest setting. I am proud to say he stood behind his product and said he is shipping me a new one right away, and gave me the info to return the "defected" one. I still do not know if it will work, and it takes about 2 weeks to receive from the UK to the US, so it will still be a while before I can report back on this unit. I am remaining hopeful. After all, I spent $275 for this unit. I could have swallowed my pride, emptied my wallet, and paid an additional $125 for what was PROVEN and guarenteed. It just bothered me that my original seller on EBAY wants $400 for the exact set that I purchased for half that price in December of last year. The demand has gone up because of the results......but geesh. I told him that I contacted the original manufacturer and she is willing to sell me the units for $125 a piece wholesale, so he is making out like a FAT RAT. Oh well, I don't have wholesale money though. If this does not work out...I may have to chalk it up. I will follow up and report on the new system when the replacement arrives.
