[Misty0732]

Just after her shower, a woman was standing in front of the mirror looking at her breasts. She asked her husband, who was standing next to her shaving, if she she should get a boob job.

Her husband said, "You don't need to spend the money! Just take some toilet paper and rub up and down between your breasts."

The wife was skeptical but grabbed some paper and stood there for a few minutes rubbing up and down. "Are you sure this will work?" she asked.

The husband curtly replied, "It worked on your butt, didn't it?"

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I understand the husband actually survived... luckily he had put the razor down.
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Sorry! I couldn't resist!

Misty