Omg LOL, when I read the part about you poking a guy's eye out with your nipple I probably would have spit my food out.
I can walk around without farting too, but if I reach over with my arm or something the farting happens.
I ordered the smalls and mediums because I was worried the mediums would be too big for me. Judging from your pics I think I am a tad bit fuller than you, maybe we are the same now after all your NB and herbs. After all these years of being too small for everything I couldn't imagine the small cups being too small for me lol. But they kind of are! I bought soft rings for both the small and medium cups, have not used the small ones at all yet. the pressure is not that bad at all, kinda wish I never ordered the rings but oh well.
Instead of ordering two hand pumps maybe you should just get a clamp if you don't have one? I don't try to get suction both cups at the same time. What I do is clamp one tube and get suction on one cup. Once I pump that cup I unclamp the other tube and then pump the other cup.
I can walk around without farting too, but if I reach over with my arm or something the farting happens.
I ordered the smalls and mediums because I was worried the mediums would be too big for me. Judging from your pics I think I am a tad bit fuller than you, maybe we are the same now after all your NB and herbs. After all these years of being too small for everything I couldn't imagine the small cups being too small for me lol. But they kind of are! I bought soft rings for both the small and medium cups, have not used the small ones at all yet. the pressure is not that bad at all, kinda wish I never ordered the rings but oh well.
Instead of ordering two hand pumps maybe you should just get a clamp if you don't have one? I don't try to get suction both cups at the same time. What I do is clamp one tube and get suction on one cup. Once I pump that cup I unclamp the other tube and then pump the other cup.