18-03-2012, 02:24 PM
The story I linked above about the evolutionary meaning of breasts really got me thinking. The miracle is not that they grow in the first place, the miracle is that they stick around after the job is done. Suddenly the noogleberry makes more sense. Anything that could be related to the presence of babies could make sense. Even the heating pad. And even Rock Melon makes more sense now:
http://www.breastnexus.com/showthread.php?tid=5419
The rockmelon ringtone is supposed to have sounds in it that only crying babies make. I just downloaded it, and have it on repeat now. Click the first link in the thread, and type 'rockmelon' in the search box. Click the button 'or get it to your PC' for any of the three ringtones shown. That button opens a new page with a progress bar. Right click that bar and check 'loop'.
http://www.breastnexus.com/showthread.php?tid=5419
The rockmelon ringtone is supposed to have sounds in it that only crying babies make. I just downloaded it, and have it on repeat now. Click the first link in the thread, and type 'rockmelon' in the search box. Click the button 'or get it to your PC' for any of the three ringtones shown. That button opens a new page with a progress bar. Right click that bar and check 'loop'.