[Arielia]

If you're standing there having that conversation, OBVIOUSLY, you eat!! Otherwise, you'd have been dead LONG ago!!!! Your stomach would've probably eaten itself!!
There's at least two ways to answer this question: 1. Say, "I never STOP eating!!" Then eye up their food and either ask if you can have some, or, as you're talking, just start eating from their plate!
Or, B. "No, I NEVER eat!! Eating is bad for you!! I never even drank any of mom's breast milk!! Do you eat? WOW!! No WONDER you look so old!! See all those wrinkles and grey hair?? THAT'S because you EAT!!!! Eating should be banned for ALL times!! We'd be SO much better off and more healthy if we'd just STOP eating!!!!"

Girl you are so out there. LMAO