[WantAPair]

I didn't take offense, either! They've got a LOT of names!!
Tits, boobs, the girls, the twins, hooters, yavahos, melons, baby feeders, milk bags, McGuffies, sweater meat, balls, teats, udders, balcony, eyes, mounds, mountains, watermelons, cantaloupes, peaches, paw-paws, honkers, Winnebago's, golden bozos, and the list goes on.

You forgot pink nose puppies

I'm sure there's lots more that I either forgot or didn't know about. I just thought of Milk Maids. Milk Duds (smaller tits), breasticles (I thought that was mine, but I just heard Jonathan Ross say it on "Penn & Teller's: Fool Us" the other night!), assets, bouncy bits, fun bags, jolly jigglers, breasts (what a boring name!), punching bags (reminds me of the time my bass player's girlfriend was sitting on the floor punching her own tits to prove to herself how tough she was), motion pictures (bouncing breasts with tattoos), bumpy bits, pitchers mounds, balloons, jugs, cans, ornaments.