12-02-2015, 19:17
My WORST dating story involved me being set up by my best friend at the time.
The guy and I went to a waterfront bar and ordered a few drinks, as it turns out it only took a couple of pints for this guy to be "completely off his nut", I didn't connect the dots at the time and just figured because I didn't know him he was a little loopey but had faith in my best friend the date might turn around.
Anyway comes time to leave and we get in his really cool "trans am" at the time and he goes to drive me home... the guy starts driving this v8 like a complete lunatic! swerving all over the road, while im hanging on for dear life! so long story short I BEG him to pull over so I can drive, in fear of my life and we pull into this abandoned gas station and swap seats, not realising a policeman had been trailing us the whole time, so GO FIGURE the policeman pulls us over once "I" get into the drivers seat!
So he pulls us over and I get out and they breath test ME!! I start bawling my eyes out and explain what had happened and hoped like hell they believed me because they didn't see us swapping seats. After some intense sweating and phone investigations they inform me...
TURNS OUT this guy IS married! which I never knew!!!
and I was VERY much over the alchohol limit.
I pleaded with the policeman that my intention was to drive to the nearest open gas station so I could get out and find another way home and that this guy was all sorts of crazy lol - they did believe me and took his keys, they dropped me home safe and sound! Needless to say there was one VERY ANGRY phonecall to my bestie the next day over what had happened. Turns out the guy was going through a divorce but that wasn't the point lol - So yeh no more blind dates after that!
The guy and I went to a waterfront bar and ordered a few drinks, as it turns out it only took a couple of pints for this guy to be "completely off his nut", I didn't connect the dots at the time and just figured because I didn't know him he was a little loopey but had faith in my best friend the date might turn around.
Anyway comes time to leave and we get in his really cool "trans am" at the time and he goes to drive me home... the guy starts driving this v8 like a complete lunatic! swerving all over the road, while im hanging on for dear life! so long story short I BEG him to pull over so I can drive, in fear of my life and we pull into this abandoned gas station and swap seats, not realising a policeman had been trailing us the whole time, so GO FIGURE the policeman pulls us over once "I" get into the drivers seat!
So he pulls us over and I get out and they breath test ME!! I start bawling my eyes out and explain what had happened and hoped like hell they believed me because they didn't see us swapping seats. After some intense sweating and phone investigations they inform me...
TURNS OUT this guy IS married! which I never knew!!!
and I was VERY much over the alchohol limit.I pleaded with the policeman that my intention was to drive to the nearest open gas station so I could get out and find another way home and that this guy was all sorts of crazy lol - they did believe me and took his keys, they dropped me home safe and sound! Needless to say there was one VERY ANGRY phonecall to my bestie the next day over what had happened. Turns out the guy was going through a divorce but that wasn't the point lol - So yeh no more blind dates after that!