[WantAPair]

I never got the talk but I remember my mom telling me that I should be a Olympic swimmer because I had no boobs or butt, I'm never going to forget that.

Yeah, that COULD be devastating, but probably not as much as what was said to my sister! However, as tits are round and the water would effortlessly glide right over them, I don't see how having them could slow you down as a swimmer, other than a possible weight issue they MIGHT cause.
When my sister was about 11 or 12 years old, she had VERY long blonde hair, but, this was in the early `70's when boys had long hair, too! She was in line with mom at the local grocery store when the guy at the cash register asked her something and finished his statement with, "sonny.". She started crying on the spot and said, "I'm a GIRL!!!!" She's still kinda flat. Might not even be a B cup.
I never got the talk, either. Dad had me go out onto the front porch where he was sitting on the swing and said, "If you have any questions about anything at all, don't be afraid to ask me!" End of conversation! I never DID have to ask him anything!! I might've known more than he did, by then!!