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I attempted to make my own breast/butt cream today. I think I made enough to use twice a day for 2 months. I used the following ingredients:

Main Ingredients
Motherwort (30,000 MG)
Pueraria Mirifica (30,000 MG)
Fenugreek (30,000 MG)
L-Arginine (30,000 MG)
Biotin (100,000 MG)
Progesterone (500 MG)

Minor Ingredients
Black Cohosh (2,500 MG)
Dong Quai (2,500 MG)
Passion Flower (2,500 MG)
Red Rasberry (2,500 MG)
Licorice (2,500 MG)
Chamomile (2,500 MG)
Saw Palmetto (2,500 MG)
Wild Yam (2,500 MG)
Cramp Bark (2,500 MG)
Butternut (2,500 MG)
Kelp (2,500 MG)

Mixing Base
Flax Oil (450,000 MG)
Vitamin E Cream (110,000 MG)

The cream turned out chunky and green/brown with a very strong scent of Motherwort (kind of smells like marijuana plants). I know I can not where this all day, due to the fact my chest and bottom will be Green, and some people might think I am carrying marijuana, lol.

So my question is : How long do I need to keep this mixture on my chest before it is absorbed through my skin?

Thanks