[EllaC]

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This little boy got a brand new bike for Christmas! So, he took it outside to try it out when a mounted cop rides up to him on his horse and says to the boy, "That's a mighty fine bike you got there, sonny! Did Santa just bring you that for Christmas?"
Proud as ever, the tyke says, "Yes, he did!!"
With that, the policeman gets off his horse, takes out his ticket book and begins to write the boy a ticket! He says, "Next time, tell Santa to put a light on the back of it." And hands the boy the ticket for $10.00 and gets back on his horse.
Now, quite sad, the, the boy says to the cop. "Did Santa bring you that horse for Christmas?"
The cop, thinking he'd humour the lad, smiles and says, "Why, yes! He did!"
The boy says, "Next time, tell Santa, the dick goes on the bottom!"