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A teacher is teaching her 4th grade class (9 & 10 year olds) about the difference between water and booze. On her desk is a glass of water, a glass of alcohol and a can with a few worms in it. She picks up one worm and drops it into the glass of water, "As you can see, class, in the water, the worm wiggles around and continues to live and thrive. Now, watch what happens when I put a worm into the glass of alcohol!" She picks up another worm, drops it into the glass of booze and worm wiggles very frantically for a few seconds, then quickly goes still and dies! The teacher says, "Now, what have we just learned today, class?" Some smart-ass kid in the back stands up and says, "If you drink whiskey you'll never have worms!!"