[WantAPair]

A blonde is speeding on the highway one sunny afternoon when she gets pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper gets out of his car, takes down her license plate numbers and strolls up to her door continuing to write her a speeding ticket. She says to him," Are you selling tickets to the policeman's ball?" The trooper says, "I'm not a policeman, ma'am, I'm a state trooper. Troopers don't have balls." After a few seconds, he suddenly realizes what he just said, stops writing, closes up his ticket book, says, "Good afternoon, ma'am.", and turns and walks back to his car and drives away!!