[hannah]

Kerry was the joke. Always waffling and he lost.


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A lady is on vacation and visiting a beautiful Italian fishing village. In the evening she decides to go to the bar in the hotel and watch the sunset. The hotel sits up on a bluff overlooking the village and just has a spectacular view. She is almost alone in the bar except for a local man drowning his sorrows but she just enjoys to view and a nice drink. A little while goes by and the local man, obviously drunk looks over at her and starts a monologue. It goes like this.
Italian man:
"You see the boats in the harbor? There are 100 boats in the harbor. Guess how many boats Luigi built (pointing at himself). Luigi built 75 boats. But do they call me 'Luigi boat builder?' No!"

You see the bridges that cross the river? There are 20 bridges that cross the river. Guess how many bridges Luigi built. Luigi built 15 bridges. But do they call me 'Luigi the bridge builder?' No!"

You see the houses down there in the village? There are 300 houses in the village. Guess how many bridges Luigi built. Luigi built 200 houses! But do they call me 'Luigi the house builder?' No!"
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But you fuck one goat....!

Are you sure your finished? Havent came by the laughing part yet..