06-09-2015, 22:11
(06-09-2015, 21:23)WantAPair Wrote: Cute animal stories, hunh? How's this one?
One sunny day, a white rabbit was hopping along in the woods looking for a good place to shit. He found a nice tree to take care of business next to, crouched down and started to make black jelly beans. (That's where they come from, just so you know!)
Next thing you know, a big brown bear comes strolling along through the woods also looking for a good place to shit. He saw the rabbit taking a dump and figured that was a good place for him, too. So, he got near the rabbit a started dropping HIS load. The rabbit looked at the bear, then looked away. The bear looked at the rabbit, then looked away. The bear said to the rabbit, "Do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No, never".
With that, the bear reached over, grabbed the rabbit and wiped his ass with him!
Ha ha thanks wap. Needed a laugh