24-09-2015, 23:59
(24-09-2015, 23:42)WantAPair Wrote: A guy walks into a pet shop and as soon as he did, a Parrot said to him, "Ooo! I know what YOU do! I know what YOU do!!"
With that, the guy said to the guy behind the counter, "My!! What a BRILLIANT bird, how much is it?"
The shop keeper said, "The bird's not for sale."
The guy said, "I'll give you $300.00 for it!
Shop keeper said, "I don't care if you give me a million! The bird's not for sale! But, I'll tell what I'll do, come back in a week, the bird's going to lay eggs and I'll sell you one of the eggs for $100.00."
So, a week later, the guy came back bought one of the eggs, took it home, nurtured it, cared for it and kept it warm until it hatched.
The next day, he went back to the pet shop VERY pissed off!! He STORMED in through the front door and the same parrot went, "Ooo! I know what YOU do! I know what YOU do!!" The guy said, "I know what YOU do, TOO, ya dirty louse!! You sleep with OWLS!!!!" The parrot went, "Who? Who? Who?"
Lol