[Katana]

Lol I think you're right abi, but I think using your own hands is better

I think you're probably right. But it WOULD be nice if one of these machines actually does massages that'd work. Massage technique is something that technically should automate fairly well. For us lazy people, char and myself included.

The device would need to be able to be set for different shapes and sizes. What would be even better is a weight loss machine (like in Sims 3 where you walk in and come out fit af)

Well, if you looked at the one I linked it IS adjustable... if it adjusts enough, IDK.

And that's cheating! LOL. Seriously though, how would that even work at all? Like some monstrous machine you strap yourself to and it tortures you for an hour forcing your body to move, contort, and somehow push resistance? Yeah... that sounds impossible! Well, a weight loss machine wouldn't be, because yeah, it could force your body to do as much cardio as it wants, but no way in hell would you actually become "fit", just skinny.

It adjusts for A-D cups. But I'm not sure if it changes for different shapes and stuff like if somebody had particularly round/narrow breasts.

Lol idk, one can wish though right. Some space age shizz that can create a safe form of energy from making you slimmer would be cool (I have no idea how that would work but its fun to speculate)