[EricaB]

Have you considered getting a body percentage fat test done? Not the ones where they squeeze spots on your body and say 1 inch means 27% body fat, but the more accurate one where they submerge you in a tank of water and weigh you while you're under water. Not quite sure where you can get this done. Some gyms might offer it or might know where. Other possibilities might be colleges, physical rehab centers, weight loss clinics, etc.

Aside from the rocks in my head, I think I'm just one gigantic ball of blubber.

Good luck