[Kaitlyn Kitten]

LOL. Well, the "Snail" is obviously the postal service, the "Expense" is FedEx, coming from a pun on the "Federal Express" name and the fact they tend to be the most expensive parcel service, and the "Turd" is in reference to the lattermost parcel service's uniform and their trucks... UPS. Big Brown Turd. LOL. I know... dirty joke... They're all kinda mean-spirited jokes, but... Gotta admit, they are deserved...

OMG. I'm rolling! haha I feel like Ive been let in on a huge secret. I have to say, your hierarchy of sucky mail service is pretty accurate. Ironicly enough, fedex/Expense is the one I have the most issues with.

Thanks for the lolz!