31-08-2013, 01:08
So they put me in a waiting area after they dilute my eye (hate that) and start a casual conversation with British lady (say about 75yrs.) And while I'm trying to understand her Margret Rutherford accent, I'm trying not laugh as her eye's (pupil's) are wide as saucers. She just looked like a cartoon character as I would shake my head and say right, right, right!. So her husband (who is just like Morty from the swiffer commercial) walk's in and say's (with a huge grin) HOLY COW!!! YOUR EYE'S ARE DILUTED!!!!. Well she turns to me and give's me this no shit Sherlock look. Well my pain in the eye was substituted with laughter that I couldn't contain anymore. Well ( Morty ) say's where would you like to eat lunch dear? I almost said I'm coming too, because they were so cute together. Oh, and Morty was a yank!!