[noodlez]

Maybe it's just all the milk in them showing through? :-o
Well, you'd be dead two if someone poked a hole in you and shoved a barbell through you!!
Well, I DID have someone for 10 years, but they eventually cheated on me!! And I had to wait 30 years to get THAT ONE!!
As one vulture said to the other: Patience, my ASS, Alphonse!! I'm gonna KILL somethin'!!

Without a doubt if you lived here (ottawa, ca) you would meet some awesome potential partners ; like every city, we have inconsiderate, impulsive people who cheat.. but we also have amazing universally tolerant people who are also on a quest for love. (:

Well, send some of them down here where it's warm, but the people that are from here are too stuck-up to even say, "Hi!", to a total stranger!

*uses awesome telekenetic skills to send sweet hotties down south*