[hannah]

I know that I'm super late but I just wanted to share how much my heart weeps for Anastasia and teeny.
You have both fallen victim to the insanity of a person suffering from:
-black and white thinking
-idealization:demonization
-delusions
-extreme interpersonal relationship issues
Summary: borderline personality disorder.

Take none of it to heart! I see each backwards insult as a projection of her own perceived inferiority complex.
You've both been an inspiration to me.

In and of itself, it's harmless, but when used in a forum, it turns a bit hilarious. I can't believe I even read this whole thread thinking "damn, why don't I have any popcorn?"

Even though i feel a little insulted by your post i beg you, you dont want to be deformed. I am for real. I am a real person asking from the bottom of my heart: DONT you dear become noogler. You will ruin yourself. Maybe if you are a transgender you'll be happy with the results. Because in the beginning you''ll think your boobs are groing but its just loose skin. You create man boob.
But even if you are transgender you can damage your health seriously.
Sorry for my poor writing but have to do this quickly.

[hannah]

And i still want to pronounce the fact that Lucy D. the director of NB has implants herself.. i mean that says it all.
The second fact about not taking complains seriously means she likes to damages persons.
Because you can all say oh she is so sweet she send me lubricating cream blablabla but come with your complaints and then you see her real face.
I asked her for medical predictions substained by a doctor or a hospital or some kind of laboratorium or other science evidence(hope say this right) but she does not have that.
All she says is we do not know about these complications.
But i read plenty of story's with Nb problems.
You just have to search deep into it and you'll find them hidden under all marketing story's. When you come at auzzie(australian) websites you'll find somebody named Lucille beeing very enthousiastic and helpful about the Noogleberry links and email adresses where you can order it. Yeah this girl has studied to be a marketeer you can find that on her profil page and she indeed damn hell knows how to do that. God i've been very stupid to fall for that but i want to warn others. I dont want others to ruin their lives by taking one bad turn like me. One bad step and your live could be hell..

[Jenniferlove]

Dear Sara,

First of all are you alive or did you died of health problems NBE related?
I so know what you are going trough. I hope you'll read this and if please out the name off god respond to me. I would love to speak with you or with Teeny Tiny.
I've been having a terrible experience with the NB system too.
I only used it 2 times and i used for 30 minutes both times.
I think you(Sara) and I have very high pain level because i had no pain at al.
No purple or blue breasts nothing or agressive usage at all!

But even though I now have ruined breasts they look like man boobs and i have extreme big inner nipple and outsides are very puffy.
BUT that's not the worst problem.. I have serious health issues and i dont know if i will make it.
I am a young woman in the prime of my life. But my life is now filled with nerve pains bad blood circulation numb toes sleeping arms and all other kind of horrible maybe life tthreatening experiences.


TO ALL GIRLS OUT THERE: DON'T USE THE NOOGLEBERRY THEY ARE NOT GENUINE!!!

I saw Lucy had some implants herself. So dont buy her marketing story's.
She just a bitch and she is getting away with this way too long.. Maybe i one day become a terrorist if my life does not improve..
She nothing but a dirty hustler, ruining the breasts of European women.

Everybody with health problems of the NB, come together here we might be able to pluck the chicken. If you now what i mean.

Said in previous posts: ''what goes around comes around''
I am referring to the director/ the nasty marketeer of NB.

I definitely believe there is truth to this. I have asymmetrical breasts and because of that have had to noogle my smaller breast alone often. At the beginning I would noogle for too long (not the pump and hold for 1 min. then release) I would hold for like 10-15 minutes. Sometimes I would lose all sensation in my arm and sometimes leg. I at first did not connect the two and it sincerely freaked me out. It took me awhile to realize that it was from holding too long. I thought I had a very serious health problem too.

So that is why I started my method of pumping for a couple minutes, then releasing and massaging then starting up again. I now have no problems and have big, plump boobs. No way is it just loose skin or false swelling because I take breaks all the time. You can feel a ton of tissue in there. They feel great.

[noodlez]

Thanks Jennifer for being objective in your findings.
My sister tried my nb and decided not to buy because she felt a sensation in her arm thats only previouse occurrance was when she had her tongue pierced (which she had removed the next day at the hospital due to its extreme swelling) I think that certain habits can contribute to this occurance such as smoking, certain foods, high bad cholesterol etc. External tissue expanders have been fda approved, so no, I don't believe Lucy is intentionally harming people for profit and blinded by said income.
I believe that their are risks associated with any body modification and also solutions to bypass some (if not all) of those risks. Thanks again Jennifer for sharing what you do to avoid this occurance. I personally related the sensations to the warning on my birth control package stating that blood clots can occur. With that said, it's probably a combination of both, but some people (due to environment, exposure, genetics, etc) are more likely to experience it than others.
Follow the guidelines, or cease all together If you can't handle the repercussions (:.

Jennifer, can you elaborate on your method?
I've been doing pump and hold, and believe it's time for a change.

[isobasic]

Dear Sara,

First of all are you alive or did you died of health problems NBE related?
I so know what you are going trough. I hope you'll read this and if please out the name off god respond to me. I would love to speak with you or with Teeny Tiny.
I've been having a terrible experience with the NB system too.
I only used it 2 times and i used for 30 minutes both times.
I think you(Sara) and I have very high pain level because i had no pain at al.
No purple or blue breasts nothing or agressive usage at all!

But even though I now have ruined breasts they look like man boobs and i have extreme big inner nipple and outsides are very puffy.
BUT that's not the worst problem.. I have serious health issues and i dont know if i will make it.
I am a young woman in the prime of my life. But my life is now filled with nerve pains bad blood circulation numb toes sleeping arms and all other kind of horrible maybe life tthreatening experiences.


TO ALL GIRLS OUT THERE: DON'T USE THE NOOGLEBERRY THEY ARE NOT GENUINE!!!

I saw Lucy had some implants herself. So dont buy her marketing story's.
She just a bitch and she is getting away with this way too long.. Maybe i one day become a terrorist if my life does not improve..
She nothing but a dirty hustler, ruining the breasts of European women.

Everybody with health problems of the NB, come together here we might be able to pluck the chicken. If you now what i mean.

Said in previous posts: ''what goes around comes around''
I am referring to the director/ the nasty marketeer of NB.

I definitely believe there is truth to this. I have asymmetrical breasts and because of that have had to noogle my smaller breast alone often. At the beginning I would noogle for too long (not the pump and hold for 1 min. then release) I would hold for like 10-15 minutes. Sometimes I would lose all sensation in my arm and sometimes leg. I at first did not connect the two and it sincerely freaked me out. It took me awhile to realize that it was from holding too long. I thought I had a very serious health problem too.

So that is why I started my method of pumping for a couple minutes, then releasing and massaging then starting up again. I now have no problems and have big, plump boobs. No way is it just loose skin or false swelling because I take breaks all the time. You can feel a ton of tissue in there. They feel great.

Probably trapped a nerve!

[hannah]

Dear Sara,

First of all are you alive or did you died of health problems NBE related?
I so know what you are going trough. I hope you'll read this and if please out the name off god respond to me. I would love to speak with you or with Teeny Tiny.
I've been having a terrible experience with the NB system too.
I only used it 2 times and i used for 30 minutes both times.
I think you(Sara) and I have very high pain level because i had no pain at al.
No purple or blue breasts nothing or agressive usage at all!

But even though I now have ruined breasts they look like man boobs and i have extreme big inner nipple and outsides are very puffy.
BUT that's not the worst problem.. I have serious health issues and i dont know if i will make it.
I am a young woman in the prime of my life. But my life is now filled with nerve pains bad blood circulation numb toes sleeping arms and all other kind of horrible maybe life tthreatening experiences.


TO ALL GIRLS OUT THERE: DON'T USE THE NOOGLEBERRY THEY ARE NOT GENUINE!!!

I saw Lucy had some implants herself. So dont buy her marketing story's.
She just a bitch and she is getting away with this way too long.. Maybe i one day become a terrorist if my life does not improve..
She nothing but a dirty hustler, ruining the breasts of European women.

Everybody with health problems of the NB, come together here we might be able to pluck the chicken. If you now what i mean.

Said in previous posts: ''what goes around comes around''
I am referring to the director/ the nasty marketeer of NB.

I definitely believe there is truth to this. I have asymmetrical breasts and because of that have had to noogle my smaller breast alone often. At the beginning I would noogle for too long (not the pump and hold for 1 min. then release) I would hold for like 10-15 minutes. Sometimes I would lose all sensation in my arm and sometimes leg. I at first did not connect the two and it sincerely freaked me out. It took me awhile to realize that it was from holding too long. I thought I had a very serious health problem too.

So that is why I started my method of pumping for a couple minutes, then releasing and massaging then starting up again. I now have no problems and have big, plump boobs. No way is it just loose skin or false swelling because I take breaks all the time. You can feel a ton of tissue in there. They feel great.

Probably trapped a nerve!

Yea i could be a nerve.. but it could also be a vein i think.
That's what really freaks me out.
I think its a vein because i also have muscle cramps.. I think my muscles are cramping because of bad/reduced blood flow. And because my legs and feet are like pale white and i used to have a natural tan of myself.
Also, bruises that just wont go away. I have bruises from over 4 months old on my legs..
I also got acne on my jaws and shoulders which i never had plus i dont have the age to get acne.
I am so scared and afraid i dont dear to see a doctor and tell him this embarrising breast pump story.
Does anyone have solutions? Did anyone had this trouble and went too see a doctor?
I have like tons of problems so many that i cant even write them all down here. I will write them if someone has the need for it. But i seem to be the only one at the forum who talks about this problems. Thats why i so badly want contact with Sara and Teeny Tiny.

And at Jennifer: I did not got that signal during pumping. My problems occured months after usage..

And at Beckie please dont demonize people like you did in that dr Phil post.. you dont know me and you cant say such things like borderline and stuff. Really weird, please argue with things that matter because i really have the need to that.
I want to come to a solution to get back my life so i can take care of things again. Instead of being tired and sick all the time.
Especially since my posts are valuable for you since after reading this you decided to change your NB routine. Be thankful to me instead of pointing with your dr Phil finger to me..
Guess you dont know what it is to have a serious problem.

Oh I also read somebody else about having a weird body smell. I have that too since this NB.. Maybe its tissue death..?
I have skin problems that reach the sky since NB.

[noodlez]

Hannah, I was speaking about sara, not you.
I was speaking of how she would go back and forth from insulting Anastasia and teeny about their personal lives, to switching it up about them being respectable people and how her opinions should be no one's business.
I did not address you at all.

[hannah]

Beckie,t know what your problem is with Sara but as far as i can read she is completely right. Ofcourse not for calling teeny and Anastacia bad names. But when somebody is upset you have to read trough the lines. And i believe the point of their discussion was if it was Sara's own fault or not.
And i have a very clear opinion about that, No it is Lucy's fault.
Lucy is eating of the customers buying this device she can go on holiday's of the money she earn she can pay for her implants and go on. But Lucy chooses not to share her knowledge with others..She chooses to not inform her customers by neglecting the complaints of people with bad experiences. She does not help them plus she does NOT prevent future problems. If she would have listen to Sara i wouldnt have problems now.
Lucy could've made a manual description in the mean time. I bought this device 2 years after Sara's complaints and NOTHING happened.
This means Lucy is knowing and neglecting on purpose.
Its so easy to prevent women from making this mistake by just adding warnings but on purpose is not done by LUCY.
She does not care about other women she just sucks their money out like a parasite and that is it.

Then Sara is getting attacked because she is stating Lucy responsible. But she is.
Sara would not have make this mistake if she was informed, just like me. Lucy Dann rather likes to behold this information remove such information from her Noogleberry forum and therefore you get a coloured picture of the Nooglberry and that means more money for dirty Lucy.
Thats the story nothing more nothing less.

Jennifer Love: you said this stupid device is FDA Approved? Idid not read that anywhere, can you post a link?
All i read is that this device is manufacturers approved. And when something is approved by its own producer you can all understand how ridiculous that is.
Its like the butcher is ranking its own meat. A very coloured opinion.

I state that we(Teeny Tiny, Sara and other victims) have a very strong case.
I can be a one man army thats alright to.
But i am out for revenge, so the harder the better. It will teach her a lesson of how not to deal people. Because this is not a fair way of doing your bussiness. I have no respect for that at all.!

[posirack]

Beckie,t know what your problem is with Sara but as far as i can read she is completely right. Ofcourse not for calling teeny and Anastacia bad names. But when somebody is upset you have to read trough the lines. And i believe the point of their discussion was if it was Sara's own fault or not.
And i have a very clear opinion about that, No it is Lucy's fault.
Lucy is eating of the customers buying this device she can go on holiday's of the money she earn she can pay for her implants and go on. But Lucy chooses not to share her knowledge with others..She chooses to not inform her customers by neglecting the complaints of people with bad experiences. She does not help them plus she does NOT prevent future problems. If she would have listen to Sara i wouldnt have problems now.
Lucy could've made a manual description in the mean time. I bought this device 2 years after Sara's complaints and NOTHING happened.
This means Lucy is knowing and neglecting on purpose.
Its so easy to prevent women from making this mistake by just adding warnings but on purpose is not done by LUCY.
She does not care about other women she just sucks their money out like a parasite and that is it.

Then Sara is getting attacked because she is stating Lucy responsible. But she is.
Sara would not have make this mistake if she was informed, just like me. Lucy Dann rather likes to behold this information remove such information from her Noogleberry forum and therefore you get a coloured picture of the Nooglberry and that means more money for dirty Lucy.
Thats the story nothing more nothing less.

Jennifer Love: you said this stupid device is FDA Approved? Idid not read that anywhere, can you post a link?
All i read is that this device is manufacturers approved. And when something is approved by its own producer you can all understand how ridiculous that is.
Its like the butcher is ranking its own meat. A very coloured opinion.

I state that we(Teeny Tiny, Sara and other victims) have a very strong case.
I can be a one man army thats alright to.
But i am out for revenge, so the harder the better. It will teach her a lesson of how not to deal people. Because this is not a fair way of doing your bussiness. I have no respect for that at all.!

I realize this is inserting myself, but I'm okay with that in defense of Noogleberry and Lucy's small business. This is an objective view: Your health claims in relation to the Noogleberry are incredibly spurious, and it sounds like you have some other issues (hormonal? circulatory? I don't know your health history) that you need to see a doctor about. There is no way a simple tissue expansion device that we could all probably make ourselves would cause all of the problems you listed. Acne on your jaw is a sign of hormonal problems, you can research medical advice detailing what health problems you have in terms of where acne occurs on your body. Even if I'm totally wrong, the fact that you have NO medical documentation whatsoever because you didn't go to the doctor the moment you experienced these problems won't hold up in court. In the meantime, other factors could have caused these problems you're talking about, which any half-wit lawyer could argue. I hope you don't think I'm attacking you, and it's your money that you would spend on a lawyer, but at the same time you need to seriously rethink your claims.

[noodlez]

Beckie,t know what your problem is with Sara but as far as i can read she is completely right. Ofcourse not for calling teeny and Anastacia bad names. But when somebody is upset you have to read trough the lines. And i believe the point of their discussion was if it was Sara's own fault or not.
And i have a very clear opinion about that, No it is Lucy's fault.
Lucy is eating of the customers buying this device she can go on holiday's of the money she earn she can pay for her implants and go on. But Lucy chooses not to share her knowledge with others..She chooses to not inform her customers by neglecting the complaints of people with bad experiences. She does not help them plus she does NOT prevent future problems. If she would have listen to Sara i wouldnt have problems now.
Lucy could've made a manual description in the mean time. I bought this device 2 years after Sara's complaints and NOTHING happened.
This means Lucy is knowing and neglecting on purpose.
Its so easy to prevent women from making this mistake by just adding warnings but on purpose is not done by LUCY.
She does not care about other women she just sucks their money out like a parasite and that is it.

Then Sara is getting attacked because she is stating Lucy responsible. But she is.
Sara would not have make this mistake if she was informed, just like me. Lucy Dann rather likes to behold this information remove such information from her Noogleberry forum and therefore you get a coloured picture of the Nooglberry and that means more money for dirty Lucy.
Thats the story nothing more nothing less.

Jennifer Love: you said this stupid device is FDA Approved? Idid not read that anywhere, can you post a link?
All i read is that this device is manufacturers approved. And when something is approved by its own producer you can all understand how ridiculous that is.
Its like the butcher is ranking its own meat. A very coloured opinion.

I state that we(Teeny Tiny, Sara and other victims) have a very strong case.
I can be a one man army thats alright to.
But i am out for revenge, so the harder the better. It will teach her a lesson of how not to deal people. Because this is not a fair way of doing your bussiness. I have no respect for that at all.!

Hi there Hannah.
I did not comment on Sara's issue with noogleberry, rather I have my condolences to teeny and Anastasia regarding THE DELIVERANCE of Sara's message. Which in many posts is hateful and demeaning. These ladies were willing to help her deal with the standing issue, regardless of its cause, which in entirely is speculation (I don't mean to be offensive, or belittle the experience, rather I state that because things that occur together do not dictate causation, and you weren't followed by a doctor (nor Sara as far as I understand) during your noogleberry use, for the usage, you simply can't say affirmitively that nb caused this for you. Yes, okay, maybe noogleberry should state a warning that those with circulatory issues should consult their physician before using nb or to rule out circulation issues prior to nb's usage, but they aren't legally obligated to do so, as noogleberry itself is not legally a medical device (though there are fda tested and approved external tissue expanders such as Brava).
And no, I don't need to read through the lines. This forum is built for support. She ignored the help she was offered and continued to jump back and forth as to whether she respected Anastasia or made a mockery of her. She was straight up nasty and clouded with delusions of grandeur. I'm not her mother, as far as I know none of these ladies are her mother, so I don't know why anyone here should be expected to let her speak so disrespectfully and conceited. I refuse to enable her behaviour.

Finally I will state: Sara was notnattacked for blaming Lucy. Sara was spoken to in the same manner she began her deliverence. You reap what you sow.