[EllaC]

Just though it would be nice to wake up to a laugh. Im personally attracted to funny animal videos. Feel free to add anything funny, the world needs more laughter and smiles


Why dogs are better than cats.
http://www.msn.com/en-nz/video/animals/why-dogs-are-better-than-cats/vi-AAcT9Gn?refvid=AAcuwIM&ocid=mailsignoutmd

Cats who act like dogs
http://www.msn.com/en-nz/video/animals/20-hilarious-cats-who-are-basically-dogs/vi-AAcuwIM?refvid=AAcuwIM&ocid=mailsignoutmd

[hannah]

Haha yes dogs are better then cats! Very funny video!
I like them to, and funny kids/babies video's.

[WantAPair]

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[EllaC]

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Love it thank you

[WantAPair]

http://bit.ly/1diuHe1

Love it thank you

Quite welcome!!

This little boy got a brand new bike for Christmas! So, he took it outside to try it out when a mounted cop rides up to him on his horse and says to the boy, "That's a mighty fine bike you got there, sonny! Did Santa just bring you that for Christmas?"
Proud as ever, the tyke says, "Yes, he did!!"
With that, the policeman gets off his horse, takes out his ticket book and begins to write the boy a ticket! He says, "Next time, tell Santa to put a light on the back of it." And hands the boy the ticket for $10.00 and gets back on his horse.
Now, quite sad, the, the boy says to the cop. "Did Santa bring you that horse for Christmas?"
The cop, thinking he'd humour the lad, smiles and says, "Why, yes! He did!"
The boy says, "Next time, tell Santa, the dick goes on the bottom!"

[EllaC]

http://bit.ly/1diuHe1

Love it thank you

Quite welcome!!

This little boy got a brand new bike for Christmas! So, he took it outside to try it out when a mounted cop rides up to him on his horse and says to the boy, "That's a mighty fine bike you got there, sonny! Did Santa just bring you that for Christmas?"
Proud as ever, the tyke says, "Yes, he did!!"
With that, the policeman gets off his horse, takes out his ticket book and begins to write the boy a ticket! He says, "Next time, tell Santa to put a light on the back of it." And hands the boy the ticket for $10.00 and gets back on his horse.
Now, quite sad, the, the boy says to the cop. "Did Santa bring you that horse for Christmas?"
The cop, thinking he'd humour the lad, smiles and says, "Why, yes! He did!"
The boy says, "Next time, tell Santa, the dick goes on the bottom!"

[WantAPair]

This drunk is sitting at the bar. He slugs down anther drink and lets out a HUGE burp!! The guy sitting next to him turns to him and says, "Sir, how DARE you burp in front of my wife!!" The drunk says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was her turn!"

[EllaC]

This drunk is sitting at the bar. He slugs down anther drink and lets out a HUGE burp!! The guy sitting next to him turns to him and says, "Sir, how DARE you burp in front of my wife!!" The drunk says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was her turn!"

Ha ha thanks wap. Need a lUgh today

[WantAPair]

A teacher is teaching her 4th grade class (9 & 10 year olds) about the difference between water and booze. On her desk is a glass of water, a glass of alcohol and a can with a few worms in it. She picks up one worm and drops it into the glass of water, "As you can see, class, in the water, the worm wiggles around and continues to live and thrive. Now, watch what happens when I put a worm into the glass of alcohol!" She picks up another worm, drops it into the glass of booze and worm wiggles very frantically for a few seconds, then quickly goes still and dies! The teacher says, "Now, what have we just learned today, class?" Some smart-ass kid in the back stands up and says, "If you drink whiskey you'll never have worms!!"

[EllaC]

A teacher is teaching her 4th grade class (9 & 10 year olds) about the difference between water and booze. On her desk is a glass of water, a glass of alcohol and a can with a few worms in it. She picks up one worm and drops it into the glass of water, "As you can see, class, in the water, the worm wiggles around and continues to live and thrive. Now, watch what happens when I put a worm into the glass of alcohol!" She picks up another worm, drops it into the glass of booze and worm wiggles very frantically for a few seconds, then quickly goes still and dies! The teacher says, "Now, what have we just learned today, class?" Some smart-ass kid in the back stands up and says, "If you drink whiskey you'll never have worms!!"

maybe that's the answer to intestinal parasites... if so I LIKE IT!