28-02-2018, 00:59
(This post was last modified: 28-02-2018, 01:02 by surferjoe2007.)
So in this old thread someone tried the cocoa butter + vitamin E method and had great difficulty absorbing it: http://beboard.proboards.com/thread/1702...ter-method
Summary: Absorption was a huge problem and much of the cocoa butter fell to the side. Even after what was lost there was a still a lot leftover. The size increase that did happen seemed to be mostly massage swelling and all of it was lost in a day. It was a complete waste of time.
Full patent here in case you want to see the original method: https://patents.google.com/patent/EP1063...c787%2c449
The original patent over-complicates it a bit. Here's the method broken down:
1. Melt together 100g cocoa butter and 5.6g vitamin E.
2. While the mixture is warm (about 105F) and the breasts are warm, apply mixture in a thin layer. Wait for it to absorb, rewarm and repeat until all is absorbed.
3. It takes 11 to 86 hours (!) to absorb it all. And that's with warmth greatly speeding it up. Otherwise it could be a lot slower.
4. Breasts increase in size from about an A to about a B after only 1 application. I looked it up and there is in fact a 130-140g difference between those two sizes (430g vs 560g for a 32 band for example). So it looks like all of the size increase is from simple temporary inflation, similar to saline injection.
I'm not sure the patent writer knew the weight/volume of breasts so it seems like too much of a coincidence to be fake. That plus the amount of effort involved, and the fact that heat really did make a big difference in practice as claimed. Instead the big problem seems to be that this is way too hard to be practical. Absorption is way too slow and it's too much work to keep the cocoa butter in place.
I added some squalane and butylene glyocol (nontoxic btw) to cocoa butter and tried it on my elbow and it did help a little with absorption. Plus I have a few other ideas to help. But before going that far, there's the issue of keeping it on for several hours over multiple days. I was wondering if Noogleberry cups could accomplish it or if it would all seep out. We're looking for about 2-3 tbsp of cocoa butter total (not the full 100g) for several hours while the person sleeps or works while Noogling. Ideally without needing to touch it so the person can go about her other business. If anyone wants to try it out you could use just cocoa butter by itself or possibly even another oil.
Summary: Absorption was a huge problem and much of the cocoa butter fell to the side. Even after what was lost there was a still a lot leftover. The size increase that did happen seemed to be mostly massage swelling and all of it was lost in a day. It was a complete waste of time.
Full patent here in case you want to see the original method: https://patents.google.com/patent/EP1063...c787%2c449
The original patent over-complicates it a bit. Here's the method broken down:
1. Melt together 100g cocoa butter and 5.6g vitamin E.
2. While the mixture is warm (about 105F) and the breasts are warm, apply mixture in a thin layer. Wait for it to absorb, rewarm and repeat until all is absorbed.
3. It takes 11 to 86 hours (!) to absorb it all. And that's with warmth greatly speeding it up. Otherwise it could be a lot slower.
4. Breasts increase in size from about an A to about a B after only 1 application. I looked it up and there is in fact a 130-140g difference between those two sizes (430g vs 560g for a 32 band for example). So it looks like all of the size increase is from simple temporary inflation, similar to saline injection.
I'm not sure the patent writer knew the weight/volume of breasts so it seems like too much of a coincidence to be fake. That plus the amount of effort involved, and the fact that heat really did make a big difference in practice as claimed. Instead the big problem seems to be that this is way too hard to be practical. Absorption is way too slow and it's too much work to keep the cocoa butter in place.
I added some squalane and butylene glyocol (nontoxic btw) to cocoa butter and tried it on my elbow and it did help a little with absorption. Plus I have a few other ideas to help. But before going that far, there's the issue of keeping it on for several hours over multiple days. I was wondering if Noogleberry cups could accomplish it or if it would all seep out. We're looking for about 2-3 tbsp of cocoa butter total (not the full 100g) for several hours while the person sleeps or works while Noogling. Ideally without needing to touch it so the person can go about her other business. If anyone wants to try it out you could use just cocoa butter by itself or possibly even another oil.
