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#11

Soooo......she's willing to compromise for YOU because YOU want her to have larger boobs? And her compromise is for you stop being pudgy and lazy, which you shouldn't be anyway. Honestly, you are much of what is wrong with society today. You seem lucky to have her. 38DD? She's already huge AND you say she's skinny. You will get no advice nor sympathy here because honestly, you sir, are a dirtbag.
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#12

And HA to you saying you prefer to be the stay-at-home dad. WOW. So she is the bread-winner? Get OVER yourself.
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#13

(04-02-2014, 21:47)Jenniferlove Wrote:  Soooo......she's willing to compromise for YOU because YOU want her to have larger boobs? And her compromise is for you stop being pudgy and lazy, which you shouldn't be anyway. Honestly, you are much of what is wrong with society today. You seem lucky to have her. 38DD? She's already huge AND you say she's skinny. You will get no advice nor sympathy here because honestly, you sir, are a dirtbag.

Dirtbag? What's with the name calling? You sound more jealous of my wife's breasts than I want her to have bigger ones. I guess I should have expected this kind of abuse on a website catering to breast-obsessed women insecure about their own bodies. I'll just stick to reading the other threads that describe various potions and see if I can find the info I need for myself.
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#14

If she is a real sound sleeper you might be able to buy a Noogleberry and put it on her at night.... lol. I can imagine her waking up and you trying to explain that!
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#15

Theres no jealousy here! Just love and support. Young jen has perfect breasts btw.
You cant just pop or slip a few pills into your wifes food and expect instant breasts. This process is trial and error and most importantly time!!!
Most of us take months if not years to get results.

Looking at it from a different angle what IF your lovely wife has a hormone excess which has blessed her with double ds in the first place? If you try and dose her up on hormone altering substances you severely endanger her health. You will see this for yourself by going through the boards.

Alternatively what do you do if she agrees to try and fails???

Why dont you get her some stretch mark cream if that worries her and incorporate some sexual play by you massaging her boobs which may enhance their appearance. That way you both get something out of it and this wont hurt her feelings. You are blessed to have a wife with dd's k.
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#16

Ed,

What your suggesting is illegal, slipping anything without their consent, even your wife!, come on man!

Think of it this way, say she was fed-up with you're 8" circumference (wtf) penis and wanted to shrink it overnight, how would you feel when you woke up and found Mr. Ed to be actually little eddy?

See the parallel, Wink
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#17

(04-02-2014, 22:12)Edtar Wrote:  
(04-02-2014, 21:47)Jenniferlove Wrote:  Soooo......she's willing to compromise for YOU because YOU want her to have larger boobs? And her compromise is for you stop being pudgy and lazy, which you shouldn't be anyway. Honestly, you are much of what is wrong with society today. You seem lucky to have her. 38DD? She's already huge AND you say she's skinny. You will get no advice nor sympathy here because honestly, you sir, are a dirtbag.

Dirtbag? What's with the name calling? You sound more jealous of my wife's breasts than I want her to have bigger ones. I guess I should have expected this kind of abuse on a website catering to breast-obsessed women insecure about their own bodies. I'll just stick to reading the other threads that describe various potions and see if I can find the info I need for myself.

Jealous? If I was jealous I would be knocking her, not defending her. I could go on for awhile from just the one page alone of what you've written for my reasons for calling you a dirtbag. Blaming her family for your accident for one. You sound like a child. Was her family helping to get you work? If so, thank them, don't blame them for you falling.

Second, she's making healthy meals so you don't die young from heart disease (large waistline is linked to that afterall) and you act like she's poisoning you or something instead of the obvious, which is looking out for you. And that is your spiteful reason for secretly attempting to enlarge her already large breasts? Then say that you will cheat on her if they aren't larger. Do you recall your wedding vows? You write like you are a teenager which is frightening that you mention have children, since you obviously are an adult. Grow up.
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#18

(04-02-2014, 21:02)Edtar Wrote:  My wife has never complained of back pain and I've asked. Also, not everyone with huge ones suffers back pain. I read a lot of interviews with mammoth-boobed porn stars who have much bigger boobs than I know my wife could ever get and few of them complain about it when asked.
I know. Some women have no problem with it. A friend of mine has large ones and she just told me last week that she never had back trouble because of them and she thinks it's because she started growing them earlier, so she was used to them before they got huge. But that doesn't go for ALL women. If money's no issue, have her buy (or YOU buy her) a set of silicone inserts and let her tool around with them for a while and see if it don't hurt or become a problem, THEN, if SHE thinks it's okay, maybe she'll have no problem growing them for you.
(04-02-2014, 21:02)Edtar Wrote:  Anyway, that is a bridge we can cross later. If she gets back pain she could get them reduced.
Lol! Okay, so, it's okay for HER to go through growing them AND getting them reduced. If you both switched places, would YOU be okay with that deal? She has to GROW them, and THEN pay tons of money to go under the knife to get them reduced to what she has now, even though SHE'S perfectly happy with what she already has now.
(04-02-2014, 21:02)Edtar Wrote:  But I live with a lot of pain so I don't see why she can't make a little sacrifice for me. She and her family were responsible for my accident after all.
I see! So, making her grow bigger tits is payback!

Let's say you make her tits grow to proportions she doesn't want and she discovers that you made that happen, then SHE pays YOU back by spiking YOUR food with something to shrink your dick, make you sterile and grow big tits, too. Would that be okay with you?
(04-02-2014, 21:02)Edtar Wrote:  We all live with some pain. I broke my back working on her father's farm when she miscalibrated the loader. I can't imagine her bra pain would be anything close to mine. You learn to get used to it anyway. Big boobs help me take my mind off off the pain. It's a fair deal.
How about this for pain: other men staring at her newly enlarged tits, making crude comments about them and even grabbing them (some men do that!!). Maybe having bigger tits will attract some really sexy guy that she finds more attractive than you and she runs off with him. After all, you're overweight and unattractive to her, now. You AND the kids lose out!
(04-02-2014, 21:02)Edtar Wrote:  BTW, is your avatar pic really you - because it's hot!
No, that's not really me in the avatar. I guess I'm like your wife, I wouldn't like having tits that big, either. DD's would be MY limit, too.
(04-02-2014, 21:02)Edtar Wrote:  The other lady seems to think I should leave my wife for another woman with bigger ones. But I don't want my kids to have a broken home.
Oh! I see!! I didn't think in terms of that curve ball that her having bigger tits would keep you from splitting up and making the kids unhappy. So, as long as YOU'RE happy, that's all that matters. I mean, do you REALLY love HER, since you'd find it so easy to just DROP her in lieu of a bigger set of tits that just happen to be attached to another girl? I wonder how THAT girl would feel if she found out you only want her for her tits? I wonder how devastated your kids would be once they found out you left mommy AND them for some other girl JUST because she had bigger tits? How would it make YOU feel if you found out your future son-in-law felt that way about your daughter? He comes to ask you for her hand in marriage, you say, "Do you love her with all your heart and soul?" He says, "No, but I REALLY dig those huge jugs of hers!!" You ask, "Would you drop her like a hot brick if you met someone else with bigger tits than hers?" He says, "In a HEARTBEAT!!" What do you say to him at that point. "Get the fuck out of here and never come back!!" Or, "Hot damn!! You're MY kinda guy!! SURE you can marry her!! I'll even pay for the honeymoon!! Take as LONG as you like!!"
(04-02-2014, 21:02)Edtar Wrote:  If my wife had bigger boobs I'd be less likely to stray. Is that really asking too much?
If you REALLY, HONESTLY LOVED your wife for HER instead of her tits, you'd be less likely to stray! Is THAT asking too much?? Why don't you tell HER the stuff you've been saying here? I'm SURE she'd LOVE to hear all about it! I wonder if the ring would come off before or after she went out the front door once you told her, "Honey, I only married you for your tits." Sorry, but, your marriage sound pretty superficial, to me.
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#19

(04-02-2014, 22:42)Jenniferlove Wrote:  Jealous? If I was jealous I would be knocking her, not defending her. I could go on for awhile from just the one page alone of what you've written for my reasons for calling you a dirtbag.
You're knocking her by defaming her husband who she loves

Quote: ...Blaming her family for your accident for one. You sound like a child. Was her family helping to get you work? If so, thank them, don't blame them for you falling.
WTF? I didn't get paid, I did it as a favor and their negligence led to my injury. I'm 39 BTW.

Quote: Then say that you will cheat on her if they aren't larger. Do you recall your wedding vows? You write like you are a teenager which is frightening that you mention have children, since you obviously are an adult. Grow up.

I didn't say I would cheat or that I wanted to - only that I'd be more tempted to. It's basic biology. Why do so many of you want bigger breasts? To attract men of course. You understand their power over men -especially breast-obsessed fetishists like me. I think it's very hypocritical of some of you to call me lazy (not true), attack my masculinity, and the fact that I'm a stay-at-home father when I'm sure many of you want nothing more then to leverage your boobs into becoming the arm-candy of some rich sugar-daddy.

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#20

(04-02-2014, 22:39)Mistress~Lotus Wrote:  Ed,

What your suggesting is illegal, slipping anything without their consent, even your wife!, come on man!

Think of it this way, say she was fed-up with you're 8" circumference (wtf) penis and wanted to shrink it overnight, how would you feel when you woke up and found Mr. Ed to be actually little eddy?

See the parallel, Wink
Mr. Ed going from Clydesdale to Shetland pony!! ;-)
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