One day a writer told his publisher about a new book of fiction he wanted to write.
His publisher exclaimed " What a novel idea!"
( yes i just made that one up)
His publisher exclaimed " What a novel idea!"
( yes i just made that one up)
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02-01-2016, 02:27
Cisco!
Yes? What you want Manuel?
Cisco, ze church! She is on fire!
Ooo!! Holy smoke!!
Yes? What you want Manuel?
Cisco, ze church! She is on fire!
Ooo!! Holy smoke!!
02-01-2016, 02:28
What did the French poodle say to the butcher?
"C'est si bon!"
"C'est si bon!"
02-01-2016, 15:48
How do you get addition to multiply?
You take one male rabbit, add it to one female rabbit....and they multiply...:p
You take one male rabbit, add it to one female rabbit....and they multiply...:p
02-01-2016, 21:06
02-01-2016, 21:09
Me: What's red and goes, "Ding-a-ling!"
You: I don't know.
Me: A red Ding-a-ling! What's green and goes, "Ding-A-Ling?"
You: A green Ding-a-ling?
Me: No, they only come in red!!
You: I don't know.
Me: A red Ding-a-ling! What's green and goes, "Ding-A-Ling?"
You: A green Ding-a-ling?
Me: No, they only come in red!!
02-01-2016, 21:13
Q: What happened when the elephant stepped on the grape?
A: they gave out a little wine ( whine).
A: they gave out a little wine ( whine).
02-01-2016, 21:35
If jim croce were an herbalist, what song would he sing?
" Thyme in a bottle"
" Thyme in a bottle"
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